Oh My Fucking GOD.
I went into the washroom and looked around and peed thinking "aw great there's no spiders in here" (cause I'd had to kill a medium sized spider in there recently and I've been on the watch since then) then I looked at the floor and there was a giant fucking black ass spider. The biggest spider I have ever seen in my whole life. I had just walked right over it with bare feet and luckily didn't step on it. OMG I would have died to have a big black mushed spider stuck to my bare feet with all the legs sticking out at odd angles.
It seemed to be handicapped somehow. I hopped over it into the kitchen *shudder* and grabbed an empty jar and covered it. I tried to push it over with the jar but the fucking thing didn't move and one of it's legs got ripped off and the other ones look handicapped so there's this giant nasty handicapped spider sitting in the bathroom and one of it's giant decapitated legs just sitting there.
Chris doesn't come home from work until like 11 am.
What the fuck am I going to do? it's too big. I will not be able to get over the fear and kill this spider. It's too fucking big and disgusting and visible even to my poor vision eyes. The only reason I can kill other spiders now is poor vision, if I can't see it, I don't get as phobic.
I can't take this. How will I sleep knowing these huge ass spiders are living in my apartment?
I feel so itchy, my skin is crawling and tingling.